If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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Forrest and Jenny. Perfect example of a man who truly and unconditionally loved his girl. Time after time, without hesitation, he fought to protect Jenny and do what he could to make her happy even though he was constantly friend zoned and pushed away. BUT DID FORREST BITCH ABOUT IT? NO. DID HE COMPLAIN THAT NICE GUYS FINISH LAST? NO. DID HE RESENT JENNY FOR CONSTANTLY FALLING FOR JERKS? NO. FORREST GUMP HAS NO TIME FOR BITCHASSNESS. FORREST DIDN’T FINISH LAST. HE TOOK CARE OF HIMSELF AND BECAME A MULTI MILLIONAIRE AND STILL GOT THE BOOTY GOT MARRIED TO JENNY AND GOT THE SIXTH SENSE KID FOR A SON. JENNY LEARNED HER LESSON. SHE DAMN WELL LEARNED SHE HAD A GOOD MAN THAT HAD HER BACK FROM THE JUMP WHEN THEY WERE PRAYING IN THE CORNFIELDS HIDING FROM HER DRUNK ASS PEDOPHILE ASS DADDY. If you’re a nice guy, just remember to be on your Forrest Gump shit. They’ll learn.
The Different faces of Love (by Barbara Pala)


Hugh Hefner and His girlfriends…shit I can only dream about

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis love…creepy

Bert and Ernie…the weird love

Forrest Gump and Jenny… the innocently pure love

Kanye West… the ridiculously necessary self-love

John Lennon and Yoko Ono… the idealist’s type of Love

Kurt Corbain and Courtney Love…. the mad crazy type of love

Han Solo and Princess Leia…. the “I never even knew they were in Love” type of love

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